Drinking with the Flies

Trying Hold the House, this is my progress so far. Been playing it for two days.

(Updated after 4 days)

1) Rebuild your old house or build a new one
2) Build a cobblestone generator
3) Build a wheat farm with 20 wheat
4) Create or find a full diamond tool set
5) Construct a nether portal
6) Complete the labyrinth and get out alive with the treasure
7) Find the hidden meth lab
8) Find the Great Tree of Mt. Stagparty
9) Find the treasure of Mt. Crunch
10)Discover the tribute (You will know it when you see it)
11)Discover Nature’s Refuge (this one is driving me nuts I swear)
12)Find and disable mob spawners on surface
13)Construct a melon farm with 10 melons
14)Construct a pumpkin farm with 10 pumpkins
15)Discover the secret exit through the bedrock wall
16)Create a cactus farm
17)Create a sugarcane farm
18)Take a leap of faith (You will know it when you see it)
19)Create any kind of mob trap
20)Find Someone’s Grave
21)Discover all 10 hidden chests (7/10)
22)Find the abandoned farm (Marked with redstone torches)
23)Find Dirtydishdog’s TNT stash
24)Blow up Mt. Stagparty with his TNT stash
25)Find the enchantment table
26)Cook up some stuff in the meth lab
27)REGULAR MODE FINAL GOAL: Restore the land back to its former paradise (Regrow grass,trees,ect.)
28)ETERNAL NIGHT FINAL GOAL: Light the land so that no mob can ever spawn on the surface again. (Use torches, Jack-o-lanterns, holes in clouds, ect.)
29)ULTIMATE MINECRAFTER GOAL: Complete challenge 28, then complete challenge 27 on HARD difficulty! (Both on Eternal Night Mode) (Post a screenshot if you can successfully complete this challenge. I will put your name on topic as first person to do it.)
30)Explore caves of DIrtydishdog
31)Find Dirtydishdog’s swag stash (Caves of D)
32)Find Dirtydishdog’s lava chest (Caves of D)
33)Find Dirtydishdog’s hobo camp (Caves of D)
34)Have an underwater BBQ (You’ll know it when you see it)
35)Find the Easter eggs
36)Find the cave of creators
37)Appreciate art (You’ll know it when you see it)
38)Eliminate cobwebs and spawners(You’ll know it when you see it)
39)Go soul searching (Find soul sand)
40)Find the Nether Cave
41)Light all the giant torches
42)Enter The End and slay the dragon
43)Find and disbale/Activate 5 different traps
44)Jump down the Well of Wellness
45)Get a birds eye view from the Spectators box
46)Fill in the “WARHAWK” earth carving with anything but dirt
47)Find the 2 cows and breed them
48)Have a cow ranch with 10+ full grown cows
49)Rescue the trapped villager
50)Destroy all spawners in the corrupted graveyard
51)Build 5 snowmen and let them spread snow
52)Discover the Spy nest (Has mossy cobblestone below it)
53)Start a chicken farm with 10+ Full grown chickens (3/10 chickens)
54)Create some defences for your house/settlement (This can be walls, moats, TNT mines, dispenser traps, Watchtowers, ect.)
55)Go 5 Minecraft days and nights without dying (On Multiplayer that means anyone who dies)
56)Create some sort of fallout shelter underground
57)Create a ball or cube of glowstone in the air to simulate a sun
58)Create a house for the rescued villager
59)Purify the graveyard. (Replace all mossy cobblestone with regular, replace sign, place Gravestones, light area so that no mobs can spawn in it, make it inaccessible to mobs outside it.)
60)Create 5 cakes

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NO FUCK YOU STEAM I HATE YOU

I just want to play the fucking game I don’t care about sharing my progress or games list or scores or versing anybody else

I DON’T CARE ABOUT THE COMMUNITY FUCK OFF

I DON’T EVEN WANT TO PLAY ONLINE AND YOU ARE ALWAYS FUCKING UP

IF ANYONE WANTS ME I’LL BE PLAYING MY DELICIOUS XBOX

ALONE

My brother is trying a Hardcore game for the first time

so I was hovering over him giving him advice and then he started yelling about how I had never done a Hardcore game before so that obviously means I know nothing

despite having played at least a dozen survival maps

I know nothing about surviving

I hope he enjoys dieing